batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

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rockluke:

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spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

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wordplaying:

bootyghost:

wordplaying:

Ran back to DashCon just long enough to hug emmagrant01 and buy this very thematically resonant souvenir.

why would you BUY THIS YOU CAN PRINT THIS ON A FUCKING COMPUTER

This is the MOST perfect coda.

For the record: yes, I probably could set up the graphic and buy sheets of vinyl and laminate and do the cutting.

Or I could spend that time on my actual life and the things I am skilled at, throw $4 to somebody who probably needs some help recouping the cost of travel, and make myself laugh.

I’m laughing again right now, so this is pretty much the best $4 I’ve spent in a while. Thanks for your concern, though. LMK if you are available and I’ll fire our personal accountant and hire you instead.