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carpebutts:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

Subway? No, this is Domway, where we ask you what things you like on your sandwich, what you don’t want, and what you’re thinking of trying and then help you come up with a combo that makes you happy.

If you want to feel the pain of jalapenos burning your mouth as you eat, we will take joy in making that happen and watching you squirm and reach for youe drink over and over. If you would simply like some comfort food in the form of some tuna salad, we’ll make that happen. And if you want to be told how we’re gonna make your sandwich instead of being asked about it, you’re still free to stop us at any time, because this is still your sandwich.

Domway: No CreepyDoms allowed. Eat fresh.

literallygoth:

this man ran a country for 8 fucking years

literallygoth:

this man ran a country for 8 fucking years

whyamiamusicmajor:

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists

voyagehour:

i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself 

sexxxisbeautiful:

myurlsmellsofgoldenmahogany:

Opening tumblr when you’ve just woken up in the morning.

OMG

sexxxisbeautiful:

myurlsmellsofgoldenmahogany:

Opening tumblr when you’ve just woken up in the morning.

OMG

lifeisrhythm:

A feminist and an anti-feminist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a drink together because they’re adults who don’t let personal views effect their decisions on who they should or should not associate with.

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?