negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

blametheleather:

friendly reminder that just because darren’s really fucking nice and will basically never yell at a fan doesn’t give you free reign to do whatever the fuck you want with him

girlfromthegymclass:

inalloftheworldsofar:

girlfromthegymclass:

inalloftheworldsofar:

girlfromthegymclass:

Suckin dick would be so much easier if instead of actually suckin dick you could just chew on it like a fatty piece of steak.  Chewing things is so much easier than all that tongue-twirling and neck-bobbing and stuff.

I imagined this and winced plz no

You’re not imagining it right.

I’m imagining this as a part of a Hannibal fanfiction which I’m 80% sure exists

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  You’d… like… well… no, Hannibal has been brought up.  That’s the point of no return.

there are some things you just cannot unsee

girlfromthegymclass:

inalloftheworldsofar:

girlfromthegymclass:

Suckin dick would be so much easier if instead of actually suckin dick you could just chew on it like a fatty piece of steak.  Chewing things is so much easier than all that tongue-twirling and neck-bobbing and stuff.

I imagined this and winced plz no

You’re not imagining it right.

I’m imagining this as a part of a Hannibal fanfiction which I’m 80% sure exists

girlfromthegymclass:

Suckin dick would be so much easier if instead of actually suckin dick you could just chew on it like a fatty piece of steak.  Chewing things is so much easier than all that tongue-twirling and neck-bobbing and stuff.

I imagined this and winced plz no