science side of tumblr why am i so gay
if I had to rate my sexuality on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being heterosexual and 10 being homosexual, I would rate it √-1
IM SO FUCKING MAD THIS TEXT POST NEVER GOT SUCCESSFUL ITS A FUCKING MATH JOKE THE JOKE IS THAT MY SEXUALITY IS IMAGINARY I THOUGHT YOU TUMBLR PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS THIS IS THE BEST DAMN TEXT POST I HAVE EVER MADE FUCK YOU ALL
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag?
A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
My answer would have been completely different ;)
I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.
angles are everything
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
Katharine Hepburn in The Lion in Winter (1968)
Only one of my top 10 movies of all time. I ADORE it. Stately yet light, and every other line is an acidic bon mot like these. And it’s actually incredibly effective as a comedy, and as a holiday movie! LOVE.